sinthetica

They are a dance/electronica band that takes their music very seriously. David Bowie once thought out loud, “These guys are the greatest thing since Ziggy.” Elton John has been to several Sinthetica studio sessions and has thought things like, “I love these guys.” He has been so affected by this group he denies their existence. He has never recorded with them because Elton is intimidated by Sinthetica’s longevity in the music business. Sinthetica claims their music has endured several centuries. Special A’s and Gregoncè’s ancestors composed and carved in stone the Seven Deadly Sins & the Seven Heavenly Virtues, the music you now have in your possession is your “Holy Grail”, drink from the Sinthetica cup and your cup will runneth over. These songs have traveled through time handed down by family members to the present day Special A & Gregoncè. The songs have been revised over this long time span, and finally recorded in 1931 by Joe the Artist’s grandfather. Due to the fact that this recording was far ahead of it’s time, so much so that all those who heard it destroyed it after a single listening – no copies survive. The world is now ready for its introduction to the genius called Sinthetica so, Special A and Gregoncè have decided to sell the family’s genius. They have remixed and simplified the original scores so the modern ear will understand it and not be inclined to destroy it. Do not let this biography intimidate the reader. They are humble geniuses and look forward to working with other professionals who will help them spread the word out to the world. However, you must be warned about the curse! “All that do not have the blood of our ancestors shall pay very dearly, if it is ever copied or performed by them.” This was translated in 1936 from cave carvings in Romania. Sinthetica’s music has been stolen frequently. Those that have not heeded the curse have paid dearly: Michael Jackson, Vanilla Ice, Milli Vanilli, Janet Jackson (the curse works in many ways), Buddy Holly, and The Big Bopper, just to name a few.

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